Gravity is a Lie!

Well, sort of.  But I at least have your attention now, right?  Oh, but it gets better.  Way better!  What if I were to tell you that the gravity that you were taught in school, is NOT FACT, but is instead JUST A THEORY!  That's right.  Gravity has NEVER been proven.  All we know is that things fall towards the earth, but not why.  The theory taught in schools is that large amounts of mass attracts smaller amounts of mass.  But it has never been proven.